THE JANOSKIANS- Real Girls Eat Cake LYRICS

Hey girl
I see you made an effort with your lipstick
But you got some on your teeth you fucking dip shit
You’re like a hot mess and I like it

Yeah yeah yeah

Let’s go
When we go out we make a great team
You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean
You’re my kind of girl and I like it

Yeah yeah yeah

I’ll be the first to take you to the prom at our school
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves
I even wrote this stupid song because I like you
(really stupid this song)

I don’t need a girl who worries about a thigh gap
I like the fact that you don’t give a shit about that
You’re still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date

Ooh

‘Cause real girls eat cake
To me you’re prettier than Adriana Lima
The way you work it when you’re looking in the mirror
When you’re with me you can be who you want
For fucks sake

Ooh

‘Cause real girls eat cake

I really really like the way your face is
(its beautiful)
Even when there’s food stuck in your braces
(yummy)
But I still snog you ’cause I like it

Yeah yeah yeah

Let me
Have a word with your mom ’cause she’s sexy
(she’s sexy)
It must run in her genes if you get me
I gotta admit that I like her

Yeah yeah yeah

I’ll be the first to take you to the prom at our school
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves
I even wrote this stupid song because I like you
(I like you)

I don’t need a girl who worries about a thigh gap
I like that fact that you don’t a shit about that
You’re still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date

Ooh

‘Cause real girls eat cake

To me you’re prettier than Adriana Lima
The way you work it when you’re looking in the mirror
When you’re with me you can be who you are
For fucks sake

Ooh

‘Cause real girls eat cake

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Real girls, real girls
Real girls eat cake

To me you’re prettier than Adriana Lima
The way you work it when you’re looking in the mirror
When you’re with me you can be who you want
For fucks sake

Ooh

‘Cause real girls eat cake

Chocolate, strawberry, banana
And vanilla cake that would be nice
And iced whipped cream cake
And chocolate cake!
And cream cake also with a lemon herb cake
And some fat cake over there
And some tomato sauce over there
Vegemite cake
Ooh
Ah what more cakes do we have?
Fuckin’ Jacob Fulton’s
Mmm
Fucking Cake