iWitter Permanently Suspends Morgan Bronislava’s Account

iWitter Permanently Suspends Morgan Bronislava’s Account

You bet. Wait a minute, Doc. What are you talking about? What happens to us in the future? What do we become assholes or something? Mayor Goldie Wilson, I like the sound of that. I’m too loud. I can’t believe it. I’m never gonna get a chance to play in front of anybody. Yeah.

Well, bring her along. This concerns her too. Doc? No, it was The Enchantment Under The Sea Dance. Our first date. It was the night of that terrible thunderstorm, remember George? Your father kissed me for the very first time on that dance floor. It was then I realized I was going to spend the rest of my life with him. No, not yet. Hey guys, you gotta get back in there and finish the dance.

Stop it. Never? Just say anything, George, say what ever’s natural, the first thing that comes to your mind. You got a permit for that? Oh, I’ve been so worried about you ever since you ran off the other night. Are you okay? I’m sorry I have to go. Isn’t he a dream boat?

So tell me, future boy, who’s president of the United States in 1985? What? Are you okay? Look, you gotta listen to me. Uh Doc, uh no. No, don’t be silly.

You know, Doc, you left your equipment on all week. Well, Marty, I’m almost eighteen-years-old, it’s not like I’ve never parked before. Yeah, well history is gonna change. Well looky what we have here. No no no, you’re staying right here with me. Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick, plutonium.

Yeah. Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick, plutonium. Right check, Doc. Hey, don’t I know you from somewhere? Dammit, Doc, why did you have to tear up that letter? If only I had more time. Wait a minute, I got all the time I want I got a time machine, I’ll just go back and warn him. 10 minutes oughta do it. Time-circuits on, flux-capacitor fluxing, engine running, alright. No, no no no no, c’mon c’mon. C’mon c’mon, here we go, this time. Please, please, c’mon.

Did you hurt your head? Shut your filthy mouth, I’m not that kind of girl. Mom, Dad. My god, do you know what this means? It means that this damn thing doesn’t work at all. Oh, great scott. You get the cable, I’ll throw the rope down to you.

It’s safe now. Everything’s lead lined. Don’t you lose those tapes now, we’ll need a record. Wup, wup, I almost forgot my luggage. Who knows if they’ve got cotton underwear in the future. I’m allergic to all synthetics. Hey, hey listen guys. Look, I don’t wanna mess with no reefer addicts, okay? Marty, why are you so nervous? Stand tall, boy, have some respect for yourself. Don’t you know that if you let people walk all over you know, they’ll be walking all over you for the rest of your life? Listen to me, do you think I’m gonna spend the rest of my life in this slop house? Wrecked? When did this happen and-

No. Who is that guy. There’s that word again, heavy. Why are things so heavy in the future. Is there a problem with the Earth’s gravitational pull? It’s information about the future isn’t it. I warned you about this kid. The consequences could be disastrous. Okay.

Are you gonna order something, kid? Thank you. In about thirty years. Hey McFly, what do you think you’re doing. Hey George, buddy, hey, I’ve been looking all over for you. You remember me, the guy who saved your life the other day. Look me up when you get there, guess I’ll be about 47.

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