5 Minutes to Make You Love Classical Music

Marty, that’s completely out of the question, you must not leave this house. you must not see anybody or talk to anybody. Anything you do could have serious repercussions on future events. Do you understand? C’mon. What’s with the life preserver? Marty, don’t go this way. Strickland’s looking for you. If you’re caught it’ll be four tardies in a row. Let’s put him in there.

Sam, here’s the young man you hit with your car out there. He’s alright, thank god. My god, they found me. I don’t know how but they found me. Run for it, Marty. My god, they found me. I don’t know how but they found me. Run for it, Marty. Why not? Mother, with Marty’s parents out of town, don’t you think he oughta spend the night, after all, Dad almost killed him with the car. I have to tell you about the future.

You know what I do in those situations? After I fell off my toilet, I drew this. Whoa, wait, Doc. Hello, Jennifer. That’s a Florence Nightingale effect. It happens in hospitals when nurses fall in love with their patients. Go to it, kid.

Hey Marty, I’m not your answering service, but you’re outside pouting about the car, Jennifer Parker called you twice. No, Biff, you leave her alone. Stop it. Uh, well, okay Biff, uh, I’ll finish that on up tonight and I’ll bring it over first thing tomorrow morning. Uh Doc, uh no. No, don’t be silly.

No, bastards. Let him go, Biff, you’re drunk. Thank god I found you. Listen, can you meet me at Twin Pines Mall tonight at 1:15? I’ve made a major breakthrough, I’ll need your assistance. Really. Yeah, I think maybe you do.

Right, George. Well, good luck you guys. Oh, one other thing, if you guys ever have kids and one of them when he’s eight years old, accidentally sets fire to the living room rug, be easy on him. Hello. Now, now, Biff, now, I never noticed any blindspot before when I would drive it. Hi, son. What? Hey man, look at Marvin’s hand. He can’t play with his hands like that, and we can’t play without him.

Whoa, they really cleaned this place up, looks brand new. Okay. What? So you’re my Uncle Joey. Better get used to these bars, kid. Look, I’m just not ready to ask Lorraine out to the dance, and not you, nor anybody else on this planet is gonna make me change my mind.

Marty, you interacted with anybody else today, besides me? Calvin, why do you keep calling me Calvin? Oh, hi , Marty. I didn’t hear you come in. Fascinating device, this video unit. Well uh, good, fine. I have to tell you about the future.

Looks like a airplane, without wings. I swiped it from the old lady’s liquor cabinet. He’s alright. Uncle Jailbird Joey? Marty, are you alright?

Listen, Doc, you know there’s something I haven’t told you about the night we made that tape. Yeah man, that was good. Let’s do another one. Why not? George. George. What?